Fooling Yourself vs. Functional Fitness

November 28, 2022 by Lazer Brody

If you’re riding a bike or carrying a full-load backpack on an uphill trail without huffing and puffing, you’re functionally fit. The same goes for carrying two six-packs of 1.5 liter bottles of mineral water home from the grocery store. Amazingly, most functionally fit people look normal and trim. They’re not necessarily “ripped” and wearing tight tee-shirts to flaunt their muscles.

Too many people fool themselves for the sake of making an impression on others.

Stop Fooling Yourself

A boy in his last year year of high school here in Israel asked me to give him some pointers for getting into top shape. He was about to enter the IDF in a few short months and he wanted to qualify for special forces. I told him that the key was combining strength, endurance and agility. He was happy about that because he told me he could do over a hundred pushups. I asked him to demonstrate. He did, but his form was terrible.

I then showed him how to do a perfect plank. Then, I demonstrated the “Pilates pushup”. This is the perfect pushup. From perfect-plank position, I slowly lowered my body in a full range of arm motion until my chest touched the floor. After holding that position for two seconds, I slowly pushed my body up, again in a full range of arm motion, back to plank position. One pushup required six seconds. I asked the young man to do twenty pushups like that. He couldn’t make it past twelve.

The young man was accustomed to doing macho pushups. These are the rapid-fire type with lousy form, only partial range of motion and a big bluff. They’re for impressing people but not for strengthening the body. Mike and Missie Macho’s concern is impressing people. But, they’re fooling themselves. In the crunch, they can’t function.

The Macho Crowd Has it All Wrong

Craig has humongous biceps from the hundreds of heavyweight dumbbell curls he does every day. Yet, when his wife asked him to take down a can of tuna from the top shelf in her kitchen pantry, he can’t do it because his shoulders are too tight. He simply can’t raise his arms that high, despite his 6’1″ frame. Frustrated, his 5’3″ wife stands on a kitchen chair and takes the can of tuna down herself.

Spinning into Oblivion

In her own words, Marianne “feels dead” if she misses a day of spin class. She spins for an hour a day, proud of her figure. She eats whatever she wants because she burns about 700 calories in one humongous, exaggerated session that’s going to bring her to burnout, sooner or later. But, she’s so into her peddling as the techno-background music pumps her up, that she slouches over the handlebars, which she grips tightly. Her figure isn’t at all attractive because she can’t stand up straight. What’s more, she can only carry her attaché case to work (weighs about 5 pounds, including laptop) in her right hand because she’s developed lateral epicondylitis (tennis elbow) in her left arm. So now, in addition to her slouching, she walks with one shoulder higher than the other because she only lifts things with one hand.

Crunching their Spine

Abe, in his quest for six-pack abs, does over a thousand crunches a day. Sure, his stomach muscles are like iron but his hip flexors and lumbar spine are so tight that he can’t touch his toes without deeply bending his knees. Abe looks good on the beach but he sorely lacks inner core strength and like Marianne, his posture is terrible. And lately, he has these terrible backpains, but like a mule, he keeps on crunching. Abe is only 27. By his 30th birthday, at this rate, he’ll be suffering major issues with his lumbar spine.

Naomi is the women’s weightlifting champion of her gym. She can military press and bench press more than women twice her size. Yet, the other day, she bent over to pick up her baby and she pulled her back out.

Cosmetic Fitness Doesn’t Make the Grade

What’s wrong with Craig, Marianne, Abe and Naomi? They are into what you might call “cosmetic fitness.” They work out for the flashy body, the bulging biceps, the six-pack abs, the “Hey, look at me!” legs and the general Miss or Mister America body. That’s ego fitness; it has nothing to do with functionality. Many of the poolside-promenade people lack functional fitness. They can’t perform basic functions in life. Their workouts are wrong and oftentimes detrimental to overall health rather than conducive to it. How?

The muscle/bikini beach folks focus on isolated muscle groups rather than on multiple muscle groups working together in harmony. Conventional weight training isolates muscle groups, but it doesn’t teach the muscle groups you’re isolating to work with each other.

Life’s Winner: Functional Fitness

A soldier in special forces must be functionally fit. He must have endurance but he must have burst speed too. He can’t be emaciated like a marathon runner but he doesn’t need the excess weight and baggage of 21″ biceps either. If he can pull himself up on a rope or climb a steep hill with full gear, he’s functionally fit.

When we’re functionally fit, we’re quicker and more agile in our daily functions. Functional fitness exercises train and develop your muscles to make it easier and safer to perform everyday activities, such as carrying groceries or playing a game of hide-and-seek with your children. Good posture and functional fitness go together. There’s no reason in the world that a senior in his or her 80’s can’t be functionally fit. Nevertheless, play it safe and consult with a qualified physician or seniors’ fitness training specialist before you embark on any exercise routine on your own.

You Don’t Need a Gym Membership

You don’t have to spend hours in a gym. With self-discipine, you don’t even need a gym. A kettlebell and some exercise bands in your office or recreation room are all you need. Really, all you need is your body. The bodyweight buffs don’t use weights or apparatus at all.

A Few Minutes a Day

Fifteen minutes a day of functional fitness exercises are sufficient to keep you feeling great. I love Pilates-style core-strengthening exercises and total bodyweight exercises as squats and pushups because of all the muscles they involve and that you don’t need any apparatus. Such bodyweight cardio exercises as walking and swimming will keep you trim and fit from head-to-toe. Body-balance, stability and flexibility are so very important components of functional fitness too; Yoga-style exercises are great for all three. Shlepping groceries up three flights of stairs is also a wonderful full-body exercise.

Don’t Forget a Good Diet

Never forget also that good dietary habits are twice as important as exercise. Sabbath and holidays are for delight, but not for eating into oblivion, especially grossly unhealthy things. All good diets tolerate, even encourage, one cheat-day a week but that doesn’t mean alcohol-and-pastry suicide. Like our working out, our eating and drinking should be for the sake of maintaining a fit body, whose purpose is to capably house a serene soul that’s connected to its Creator for 120 happy and healthy years, amen!

One comment on “Fooling Yourself vs. Functional Fitness”

  • Yisroel Chanan says:

    Yes. Totally agreed. I keep a couple of 20 # weights in my office. And do push ups hopefully a couple times a day. I mostly stand at my desk and move as much as possible. I usually exercise 30 mins most mornings.
    Also I have been doing intermittent fasting for a number of years. That has really had a very positive affect on my physical and mental health. Huge……
    I love Breslov. I am a great grandfather Baruch Hashem!!

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